There's always an answer

Yesterday I got the letter confirming when my interview is and, despite them previously saying I would have to give a presentation, the details of a written test that I will have to carry out. The odd thing is that they have actually told me what the written test is – which basically means I can practice it in advance. I won’t be able to practice the precise detail because I will only find that out on the day but I know what the key elements are. It makes me wonder if there is some catch. But I guess they are maybe just testing my ability to speedily take in information and summarise it in writing. I am scratching my head about it though. My main concern is that I have terrible handwriting, so somehow I am going to have to make it legible before the end of the month.

Anyway... ladies, are you worried that you’re going to be left on the shelf? That you’re going to end your days lost and alone – or worse, still living at home with your parents at the age of 75? Well, have no fear, there is an answer. Get your parents to add you to this website. They can get about $50,000 for you and live a life of luxury, while you’re married to some creepy guy who has to resort to buying a wife.

If you do get picked by the man of your dreams (there’s none of this silly women having any choice in the matter, so don’t worry, just spend the time making yourself look pretty) then you might want to think about where to go on honeymoon. At the same time you can test your world geography by having a go at this game. Of course you’ll only actually get to go to any of those places if you get the washing done and have done all the cleaning. So starting getting those dishes clean.