Potential

The start of a new year and these dark winter months often make people think about a new job or a great holiday. Well, as it turns out, you can have both – and get a salary of £70,000 for 6 months ‘work’ and free accommodation. In return you have to do a bit of snorkelling and blogging and counting, but that’s about it. The BBC have even provided some tips on applying. If you do get the job, I would be happy to come and visit and would even bring a jar of marmite and teabags to remind you of home.

I also read an article that says your finger length can predict your earning power. Previous research has also shown that your finger length can show your academic potential, your level of aggression, your likelihood of having a heart attack, your sporting potential and your sexuality. The mind boggles. I’ll leave you to make up your own inappropriate jokes.